BONZO DOG BAND Beast Of Bonzos 33 1/3 rpm LP Neil Innes MONTY PYTHON
HELLO, and WELCOME to kentuckyrebel’srock’n’rollheaven, where I’ve specialized in selling MUSIC MEMORABILIA for over TWENTY YEARS on eBAY (and MANY MORE YEARS in the outside world, long before the advent of online auctions)! THANKS, too, for the interest in my music group’s last CD, “LISTEN UP… IT’S THE ECHOES”–free downloadable samples being AVAILABLE ONLINE at AllMusic and, of course, THE ECHOES OFFICIAL WEBSITE–and for the overwhelming response to our follow-up CD, “NOW HEAR THIS,” online and in stores now! The WINNER of this “kentuckyrebel” AUCTION will receive ONE (1) 100% original, RARE, and vintage TWELVE (12″) INCH 33 1/3 rpm (not a cassette, CD, or 8-track tape; but vinyl) long-playing (LP) record ALBUM by the BONZO DOG BAND (featuring MONTY PYTHON friend and colleague NEIL INNES) titled: “BEAST OF THE BONZOS”… the BONZOS, of course, having been regulars on the pre-PYTHON BBC TV show “DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET” (with ERIC IDLE, TERRY JONES, and MICHAEL PALIN) and appearing in THE BEATLES’ made-for-TV movie “MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR!” Gatefold JACKET shows LIGHT edge wear, ringwear scuffing, SMALL corner “dings,” and SLIGHT printer’s defect on inside flap (where some of the colors bled SLIGHTLY onto white of opposite flap). Absolutely NO SEAM SPLITS, STAINS, TAPE, TEARS, or WRITING of any kind! Would FRAME quite NICELY (for those of you who like DISPLAYING their LPs for all to see). VINYL shows average play (with two (2) to three (3) very visible, but not at all audible scuffs per side; playing PERFECTLY on my Numark turntable) and has wonderfully CLEAN LABELS on both sides–my hating to GRADE my items anymore since so many sellers seem to abuse the old Goldmine system: adding a plethora of plusses with their own definitions of VG, EX, NM, etc. However, as my FEEDBACK STATES, I don’t sell junk (since I, personally, don’t like buying junk on eBay–or anywhere else, for that matter); and feel certain that this auction is SURE TO PLEASE the fellow VINYL COLLECTOR and / or CONNOISSEUR (especially at the OPENING BID)!* NOTE: This LP AUCTION is only ONE among MANY I’ll be listing THIS WEEKEND and in the MANY MONTHS to come; so put me on your FAVORITE SELLERS list and sign up for my FREE eBay STORE NEWSLETTER, all you fellow VINYL LOVERS! *As both my eBay FEEDBACK and NOTES from HAPPY BIDDERS can attest, I tend to GRADE my items a bit HARSHLY; but would rather a WINNING BIDDER be pleasantly SURPRISED (as opposed to extremely disappointed) with any TRANSACTION. I always COMBINE SHIPPING on multiple auctions, and prefer to ship items by PRIORITY MAIL (available if asked for), but will make concessions since MEDIA MAIL is so much more inexpensive when able to be used. And, in the case of ALL MEDIA ITEMS I have listed, I’ll SHIP ALL THE BOOKS, CDs, DVDs, MAGAZINES, NEWSPAPERS, RECORDS, SHEET MUSIC, OR VIDEOS YOU CARE TO WIN for the low price of $7.00 MEDIA MAIL, with TRACKING, for all ITEMS PAID FOR IN A SINGLE TRANSACTION (meaning DON’T PAY ‘TIL ALL OF THE AUCTIONS YOU’RE BIDDING ON HAVE ENDED)! I also REFUND any amount overpaid on POSTAGE–although given I always add INSURANCE, and the fact eBay takes 10% of shipping off the top, I tend to lose money on, rather than profit from, POSTAL COSTS. Reluctantly, with the USPS having continued to RAISE THEIR RATES FOR ITEMS LEAVING THE COUNTRY–which all but killed my OVERSEAS SALES–coupled with eBay’s insisting I provide TRACKING and PayPal insisting I add INSURANCE, I joined the eBay GLOBAL SHIPPING PROGRAM in hopes of saving my buyers money, but have since found out that this isn’t always so. In cases such as these, I’m more than happy to look into OVERSEAS POSTAGE myself, when asked, and definitely recommend this for buyers wanting to make MULTIPLE PURCHASES since eBay’s GLOBAL SHIPPING doesn’t tend to COMBINE SHIPPING, and I can usually save my customers a considerable amount when handling SHIPMENT for them directly. As this is an AUCTION–and not a DEPARTMENT STORE–I don’t accept RETURNS; but since I try to be as thorough as possible in my descriptions, always include INSURANCE at my own expense, and (as my FEEDBACK notes) am known for my PACKING ABILITIES, there should be no foreseeable problems. I’m also known for my “LIGHT YEAR” / speedy SHIPMENT upon receiving PAYMENT; and always NOTIFY my buyers when payment is received and their item has SHIPPED! THANK YOU for looking; and PLEASE feel free to CONTACT ME with any QUESTIONS you have about this or any other of my eBay AUCTIONS, check my eBay STORE, read my ABOUT ME page, ask about my music group THE ECHOES, and please check out my other AUCTIONS on eBay THIS WEEKEND!
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